Reusker found someone's Blackberry as he was leaving work today.  He brought it home and found out it was one of his employee's. 

We wrote a ransom note:  If you ever want to see your Blackberry alive again, reply to this email with an embarrassing photo within 1 hour.
Do not contact the authorities, do not bring anyone with you...or we'll hack the little guy (see attached photo).
His fate is in your hands...the clock is ticking...and we mean BUSINESS!

And we attached this photo.

So the guy has been calling his Blackberry like CRAZY.  Reusker had me answer it and I just said "check your work email from home" and hung up.  They keep calling.  I answer it again, and this time its his WIFE!  She keeps asking me who it is, I keep asking who SHE is. 

I can tell they are freaking out...and now I feel terrible.  I was the mastermind, but Reusker is on the floor in hysterics...he'll keep them hanging all night!  He knows Jason has a great sense of humor, but I feel so guilty.

We'll see what happens...I never knew having little baby's toys would come in handy like this!

Comments

[shelley]

That's hilarious. I'm especially enjoying the little blindfold. Do you have any little bowls of gruel you could put in front of it?

[Reusker]

My wife is devious!!! I love it.

[shelley]

Did the guy "pay" the ransom yet? Are you torturing the hostage?

[meg]

Reusker gave the phone to a "third party" because he was going out of town. No photos were delivered, the only fun outcome was the "you guys are having way too much fun with this" email that Jason sent (withouth knowing to whom he was sending it). I dont think he ever found out hoodunit (local accent).

[Kirk]

Update Update...

I am still laughing...

K

[meg]

it peetered out. I dont think jason ever found out whodunnit...his Blackberry just mysteriously found its way to hanging outside his office door the next day. Boring finale, but easier on my guilt! at least the whole office is laughing behind his back...I dont think he knows they all know!