When we moved to Nashville, I joined a "newcomers group". To my dismay, it turned out to be a LADIES society (yuck).
What the hell...I'll try anything.
They invite me to a "crafts day".
Its so not my thang, but again...I'll try.
They ask for baby food jars.
Cool...I've got them! Oh, and by the way, a BABY, too...can he come? (stays quietly in stroller...no walking or screaming, I promise).
Nope. You're new to town (hence the club), and as such probably havent found a babysitter yet. We'd love to have you join us (and bring your bottles for ALL the ladies!)...but no baby.
SCREW that. Who has baby food jars but no baby? Grandparents, perhaps. But these ladies dont have jars, and they dont want to be near a baby. Fine...I've been there, I understand...but why put a call out to new moms for jars and leave us uninvited? Dolts.
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